What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why are winter days great?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?