Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?