Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you say if you meet a toad?