Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Which is the worst season?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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