Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What shape is bad at driving?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?