Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?