What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is the most adorable season?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
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