What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What sports are both plant-based?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
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