What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which family member is always relieved?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do trees keep as a pet?