Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?