What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

How do fireflies start a race?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?