Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which fly makes films?
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