What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What did the sick chicken say?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did the whale cross the road?