What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why are trees always so positive?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How does a barber get to work?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.