Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

How long will dinner be?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why are trees so good at interior design?