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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

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When should you start writing a book?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?