What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?