If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do fairies always drink?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?