What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why was the bunny upset?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?