What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you call a tired tree?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?