Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How do bears keep cool?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How do you make antifreeze?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?