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What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?