What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the tomato turn red?