What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What siblings are always sad?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?