What birds make average students?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's the slowest 5k?