What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?