I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why was the fish so smart?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why are frogs always happy?