Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?