What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?