Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?