How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What animal loves Indian food?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?