Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?