What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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