What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
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