What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Where do chips wear socks?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?