Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What does winter fat turn into?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What shape has a knighthood?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?