What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why was the mime upset?
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