What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do fairies always drink?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?