How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do cats wear to work?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?