Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the icy road say to the truck?