How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do bees get to school?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
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