Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why do all the planets get along?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?