Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
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