What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?