Why did the turtle cross the road?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Where do baby apes sleep?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How long will dinner be?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?