What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What birds always travel in twos?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the fish so smart?
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