What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
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