We had a discussion about roses.

Why do legumes gossip so much?

When should you start writing a book?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?