What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why are grandkids so great?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?