What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do horses navigate at night?
What animals make the best students?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
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