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Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why was the broom late for school?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why are winter days great?

Which family member has tusks?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do jokesters study in college?