What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?