Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole a base.
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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