Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?