What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?