Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a short cow?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?