What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?