Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What animals make the best baseball players?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?