Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?