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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?