What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?