It's Crowded!

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why was the bud so shy?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?