How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why do two skunks argue?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?