What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?