What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do cows go to New York?