My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What country has the most fish?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?