What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?