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What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

When do cows get tired?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What's the difference between weather and climate?