What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How do automobiles fly?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?