Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?