What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?