What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?