Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Which subject has two parts?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do fish do at parades?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?