What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?