Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What words make the best athletes?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?