Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?