What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What day do hands always go to church?