Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?