What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
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