Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
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