Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

How does a cow do math?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?