What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a pastor's favorite city?