Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What game do bats excel at?