Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
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