Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why are stones so good at music?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?