What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?