Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?