Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did one plate say to the other?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?