People are so hard on car mechanics.

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How do you organize a space party?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How does a barber get to work?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?