Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?