What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Which office space loves to cut corners?