Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?