Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

How does a barber get to work?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?