Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

How was the wedding?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"