Why do vampires always look sick?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are winter days great?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?