We had a discussion about roses.

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?