If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of car does a chicken have?