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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

How do bees get to school?