What day is your mom always right?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which is the worst season?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Where do ants go to eat?

What is a king's favorite weather?