Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What's the politest month?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?