What animal could Noah not trust?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?