Why do rodents make the best runners?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why was the broom late for school?

How do hurricanes see?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Where do clowns go on vacation?