What makes pirates such good singers?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's the loudest sport?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

I broke my finger!

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?