Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do librarians never make plans?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What says: oom oom oom?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?