What do trees keep as a pet?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What's the most determined bird?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's the most athletic footwear?