Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How does a cow do math?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
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