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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

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Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

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Why did the person sit on the clock?