Why did the pig go to the casino?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?