What do cats wear to work?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why are frogs always happy?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why is heaven always so tidy?