What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Who invented fractions?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What instrument did the door play in the band?