Why did the barber win the race?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why did the turkey join the band?