Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?