What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?