What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the fish blush?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
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