What insect thinks it's a dog?
A bark beetle.
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Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How does a barber get to work?
When do mice play every day?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
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