Why are cars magic?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?