What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?