How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How is life like toilet paper?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How does a squid go into battle?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?