What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Can you ear me?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
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