What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's the politest month?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.