Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?