Why do basketball players like cookies?

I'm not a bad putter.

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What vegetables make the best music?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?