Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
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