Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
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How do you talk to a giant?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
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What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
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