What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's the richest basketball team?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?