Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?