Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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