Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why is money so stubborn?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why are bakers paid so much money?