How is life like toilet paper?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are fish such good architects?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?