Where do chips wear socks?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?