What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
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