Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?