Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?