Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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