How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Which state is the cleanest?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?