Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the bunny upset?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
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