Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
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