What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?