How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?