Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do horses reside?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?