What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do bees gossip?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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