Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
I'm not a bad putter.
How can you make 7 even?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the mime upset?
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